2 Words I Made Up

Falacio
1) the act of pretending to perform oral sex, as they do in (non porn) movies
2) the act of performing oral sex grudgingly, while acting like you enjoy doing it
3) the act of peforming passive-aggressively poor oral sex; that is to say oral sex so bad that you will never be asked to do it again


Lesbariner
1) a small woman who is sexually attracted to very tall women (think climbing)