I am just plain sick of...
...machines asking me if I want to do the thing that I just told them to do.
...Hip Hop. Sorry, I just am.
...the idea that only hicks see UFOs. Actually a great many sightings are made by pilots.
...the idea that people that believe in UFOs (ie, objects in the sky that are not identified) are crazy, but people who believe in God are credible and reasonable.
...people in authority renaming things.
...fleece.
...the idea that questioning the official story of 9/11 is disrespectful of the victims. If the official story raises questions, just address them and lay them to rest. Example: "Why did it look like there were explosions preceding the collapse of the towers as if it were being demolished?" "That's an optical illusion created by the air pressure of the collapse." "Oh, okay."
...cars that all look alike.
...perfectly good chocolate being ruined by raspberry.
...people claiming to like foods because they think they should, because that's what smart sophisticated people eat. Like arugula. I know you don't really like it, even though you won't admit it. Go ahead and deny it. I see right through you.
...the number of references to coffee on Smallville.
...handwriting that is so fancy and loopy that you can't read it.
...the vocal gymnastics of modern singers. Just pick a note and sing it. Stop scatting around the melody and just sing the song.
...Jessica Alba.
...drag. Being able to put on make-up does not necessarily make you a performer. It takes a little more work than that.
...the breast cancer hype. You know there's no cure for ANY kind of cancer, right? I'm sorry to sound harsh, but your tits are not more important than somebody else's lungs, brain or bone marrow. Breast cancer is a very fashionable cause, I know, but it's not a conspiracy of men that there isn't a cure.
...people that refer to themselves as a bitch or an asshole as if they're proud of it.
...Hip Hop. Sorry, I just am.
...the idea that only hicks see UFOs. Actually a great many sightings are made by pilots.
...the idea that people that believe in UFOs (ie, objects in the sky that are not identified) are crazy, but people who believe in God are credible and reasonable.
...people in authority renaming things.
...fleece.
...the idea that questioning the official story of 9/11 is disrespectful of the victims. If the official story raises questions, just address them and lay them to rest. Example: "Why did it look like there were explosions preceding the collapse of the towers as if it were being demolished?" "That's an optical illusion created by the air pressure of the collapse." "Oh, okay."
...cars that all look alike.
...perfectly good chocolate being ruined by raspberry.
...people claiming to like foods because they think they should, because that's what smart sophisticated people eat. Like arugula. I know you don't really like it, even though you won't admit it. Go ahead and deny it. I see right through you.
...the number of references to coffee on Smallville.
...handwriting that is so fancy and loopy that you can't read it.
...the vocal gymnastics of modern singers. Just pick a note and sing it. Stop scatting around the melody and just sing the song.
...Jessica Alba.
...drag. Being able to put on make-up does not necessarily make you a performer. It takes a little more work than that.
...the breast cancer hype. You know there's no cure for ANY kind of cancer, right? I'm sorry to sound harsh, but your tits are not more important than somebody else's lungs, brain or bone marrow. Breast cancer is a very fashionable cause, I know, but it's not a conspiracy of men that there isn't a cure.
...people that refer to themselves as a bitch or an asshole as if they're proud of it.
posted by John McKenna at 2:24 PM
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You write very well.
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