Thursday, May 18, 2006

Elocution

The was a time in human hist...when elocution was taught as a r.....of public edu...... This is no longer the case. Many people, at least here in the United Statsububub, have stopped finishing their sent..... It's as if they never learned to take the like whatever in their like whatever and transform it into like whatever thus facilitating communication between whatevers. They either trail off the end and never........, or some, when they lose the thread of their thoughts, will let their speech devolve into nonesebedlcbsuywnxp.... , or they will like whatever the like whatever with "whatever" as if the listener understands what they mean.

Alright, the meta-joke is getting old and I'm getting sick of writing like that. Bottom line: Finish your sentences! Take the thoughts in your head, translate them into recognizable words, and speak them. All of them. There really isn't much that seperates us from animals; not REALLY. Speech is one thing that does. Use it, and use it well. The thoughts in your head are too important to waste.