Truth! - part 1
The following statements are true:
Surviving on fish sticks, hashbrowns, eggs, and beer for more than 2 days will give you a stomach ache.
An unusually high number of people with accents work in medical administration.
If Christians had any concept of infinity, they would not be so attached to their 'messiah'. Being tortured, reviled, abandoned, crucified, and dying, all within one day (crucifixion usually lasted several days), only to come back and become omnipotent three days later is not a sacrifice. It barely even qualifies as an inconvenience. A day of intense horror in exchange for an eternity of godhead? I'm not impressed, Jesus.
If you are asked what you do for a living and you say "I sell [such and such].", that's okay. If you say "I'm in sales.", you're creepy and probably a sociopath.
Anything worth buying does not require a salesman, just a clerk.
There is no significant difference between the cute aesthetic and the erotic aesthetic. When you see a picture of a cute little baby or puppy or whatever it is, your breeding instincts are involuntarily activated. You desire, and this is a physical desire, to hold and shelter this creature because you have a biological imperative to do so. If you see a picture of an attractive naked woman, man, rock, tree, or whatever you're into, breeding instincts are involuntarily activated. You desire, to impregnate or be impregnated by this creature (or object) because you have a biological imperative to do so. The action is the same, yet one is arbitrarily suitable for public view and one is not. One is lionized and one is demonized. They are both pornographic, because they push your biological buttons, whether you want them to or not.
There is something strange about adults who say they have a 'bedtime'. Having a time when you think it would be a good idea to go to bed, based on your lifestyle, your level of fatigue, and what you plan to do tomorrow, seems normal, but when people actually call it a 'bedtime', I can't help but think they never grew up.
Rules are not made to be broken. If you know me personally, that may seem strange coming from me, but it's true. Rules are not necessarily made to be followed either. They are made to be evaluated on a case by case basis, taking into account the original intent of the rule, and then followed or ignored as the situation dictates. "Rules are made to be broken" sounds suspiciously like a rule to me.
The microscopic organisms on and in your body outnumber the cells of your body by a factor of 10. That means you are walking around with ten times as much "them" as "you". Kinda makes you wonder what it means when you say "me", doesn't it?
Some people live like they're never going to die. You can spot them because they're usually walking slowly down sidewalks or hallways with a mob of exasperated people in a hurry stuck behind them.
I'm becoming convinced that some people are just extras.
Many beautiful memorials are created in honor of complete bastards who want a tax deduction.
Surviving on fish sticks, hashbrowns, eggs, and beer for more than 2 days will give you a stomach ache.
An unusually high number of people with accents work in medical administration.
If Christians had any concept of infinity, they would not be so attached to their 'messiah'. Being tortured, reviled, abandoned, crucified, and dying, all within one day (crucifixion usually lasted several days), only to come back and become omnipotent three days later is not a sacrifice. It barely even qualifies as an inconvenience. A day of intense horror in exchange for an eternity of godhead? I'm not impressed, Jesus.
If you are asked what you do for a living and you say "I sell [such and such].", that's okay. If you say "I'm in sales.", you're creepy and probably a sociopath.
Anything worth buying does not require a salesman, just a clerk.
There is no significant difference between the cute aesthetic and the erotic aesthetic. When you see a picture of a cute little baby or puppy or whatever it is, your breeding instincts are involuntarily activated. You desire, and this is a physical desire, to hold and shelter this creature because you have a biological imperative to do so. If you see a picture of an attractive naked woman, man, rock, tree, or whatever you're into, breeding instincts are involuntarily activated. You desire, to impregnate or be impregnated by this creature (or object) because you have a biological imperative to do so. The action is the same, yet one is arbitrarily suitable for public view and one is not. One is lionized and one is demonized. They are both pornographic, because they push your biological buttons, whether you want them to or not.
There is something strange about adults who say they have a 'bedtime'. Having a time when you think it would be a good idea to go to bed, based on your lifestyle, your level of fatigue, and what you plan to do tomorrow, seems normal, but when people actually call it a 'bedtime', I can't help but think they never grew up.
Rules are not made to be broken. If you know me personally, that may seem strange coming from me, but it's true. Rules are not necessarily made to be followed either. They are made to be evaluated on a case by case basis, taking into account the original intent of the rule, and then followed or ignored as the situation dictates. "Rules are made to be broken" sounds suspiciously like a rule to me.
The microscopic organisms on and in your body outnumber the cells of your body by a factor of 10. That means you are walking around with ten times as much "them" as "you". Kinda makes you wonder what it means when you say "me", doesn't it?
Some people live like they're never going to die. You can spot them because they're usually walking slowly down sidewalks or hallways with a mob of exasperated people in a hurry stuck behind them.
I'm becoming convinced that some people are just extras.
Many beautiful memorials are created in honor of complete bastards who want a tax deduction.
posted by John McKenna at 12:11 PM
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